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Happy friday funny
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They are each 13 weeks apart from each other. 2013Įvery month starting on a Sunday, will have a Friday the 13th in it.įriday the 13th happens 3 times in 2012. Taylor Swift was born on Dec 13th, her lucky number's 13, she turned 13 on a friday the 13th, and she turns 24 on Friday December 13. Many of their thirteenth Gods met with violent deaths, such as Loki, the trickster.Īncient Romans regarded the number 13 as a symbol of death, destruction and misfortune. Tupac Shakur died on Friday 13th in September of 1996.Īccording to Smithsonian Magazine "fear of the #13 costs American a billion dollars per year in absenteeism, train and plane cancellations, and reduced commerce on the 13th of the month."įear of Friday the 13th dates back to Nordic Mythology. Nathan: I think it's unlucky to have superstitions. by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.īrad: It's Friday the 13th. I'm going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do. Avoid ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions." They're both famous for scaring the shit out of people! How is the Freddy Krueger like George W Bush?

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What do you get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios? Everyday is Friday the 13th in America now.

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The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren't cut. Why aren't people afraid of Friday the 13th? What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up on Friday the 13th? What do people say when Jason Voorhees is chasing them? What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th? What do Italian's eat on Friday the 13th?

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Why don't Americans worry about Friday the 13th?Īfter losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore! (Frigga being the name of the Norse goddess for whom "Friday" is named)ĭear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there's never been a better time to join the Dark Side.

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What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?įriggatriskaidekaphobia is the scientific term for the fear of Friday the 13th.











Happy friday funny